2009 Final Leaders
Top Overall Averages (min. 10 gms)
- Jamaican Jerk, Binga’s 181.4
- Oz, Off Con 176.0
- Cheddar, B.E.E.R. 170.6
- Danny Diesel, Bingas 162.1
- Harlyn P, DHD 156.0
- Jeltz, DHD 154.1
- Dick Liquor, OC 151.6
- Walter, SauPo 150.4
- Silky Pete, Pinups 149.7
- Uli, Die Gas 149.7
- Pirate, DHD 147.2
- Wilma, 3 Livers 144.7
- The Dude, Haze 142.0
- Herbie, DMB 141.7
- Senator ITZ, YB 141.5
- Hungus, BEER 141.3
- Number One, Off Con 141.0
- Arnie, Haze 140.9
- M Knuckles, UrbAch 140.6
- Bones, Roll Another 139.5
- Riggs, DHD 138.6
- The Package, Roll 137.3
- Buffalo Booth, Bingas 136.8
- Bulge Temptingly, Pin 136.7
- Sugar Daddy, Sweet 136.3
Top 10 Women
- Wilma, 3L 144.7
- NSauce, SauPo 133.7
- Tilt-A-Whirl. Lesbowl 133.4
- Pinky, UrbAch 129.6
- Miss Moxie, Hyper 128.9
- Lolo, Gutter 128.7
- Pinstigator, Spares 127.0
- CoCo, AG Rollers 124.4
- Bubbles, DMB 124.1
- Knuffi, OC 120.6
Top Games
- Jamaican Jerk, Bingas Wk 3 266
- Jamaican Jerk, Bingas Wk 3 243
- Filthy McNasty, BEER Wk 8 232
- Jamaican Jerk, Bingas Wk 2 232
- Jamaican Jerk, Bingas Wk 1 231
18 comments
Yay Miss Moxie - doing us proud!!!!
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Ooooh, Jeltzy. Lookin like a ripe plum to pick and devour. And Filthy?! Where the hell’d you pull that one out of? We all know your “hooker” ain’t that classy.
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Filthy McNasty Reply:
March 6th, 2009 at 10:13 am
what? i always bowl a hundred pins over my average… a classy hooker, uli? you saw pretty woman. yeah, shes sexy and fun, but if you take her in public she will embarrass you. Filthy Hooker! she was born in a ham bone vs. the DHD and buried in a dirty old gutter later that same night.
it was the 8 1/2 mph Filthy Thunder that sent those pins teetering. since it will only happen once, the timing couldnt have been better, as our season appeared to be spiraling out of control. i pulled that score out of my ass, but my teammates were clutch. 719! bowlportland march madness is upon us!
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JELTZ! Reply:
March 6th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
Filthy, I think if you get it down to about 7.5mph, you’re a shoo-in for MVB.
And I can say, having seen her with my own eyes, that she was the filthiest hooker between here and Reno. RIP.
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JELTZ! Reply:
March 5th, 2009 at 5:37 pm
If you spent more time bowling and less time running your mouth, you’d be ahead of me by now.
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man my average is droping like the DOW ,,, i am definitly in need of a stimulus package,,,doors open for someone to take 1st away,,, excellent game filthy,,keep it up,,, as always jamaican jerk inc .is always accepting applications.. we still have a few spots open,, send pics and resume to http://www.myspace.com/4471458 thank you for your time
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Despite the fact I rolled a 119 and barfed in the restroom a half hour later, y’all did not use the opportunity to knock me from the top ten! Jeltz: you are in my sights, mister. You best bring your A game the next four weeks. If you bowl any less than 180’s down the line, you’re gettin ousted.
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JELTZ! Reply:
February 23rd, 2009 at 9:47 am
Barfing in the restroom counts as a 147, I believe.
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Butch Reply:
February 26th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
Well, it counts for a 147 if you do it in a dress. Otherwise, its only a 123.
Read the rules. Know the rules. Live the rules.
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“Why stop at #6″, I ask myself. When Danny D and Harlyn P are droppin’ like stones, why not assert myself. Who cares to make the race to the top of the 2nd echelon a lil more interesting? (mostly, I mean by just responding to my endless chatter)
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JELTZ! Reply:
February 18th, 2009 at 10:17 am
Apparently you didn’t stop at #6 and went directly to #8.
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Uli Reply:
February 19th, 2009 at 8:13 pm
#6 being my end of season goal, Jeltzy. Why don’t you step in and give me a run for the money?
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JELTZ! Reply:
February 22nd, 2009 at 8:25 pm
Well, if Hungus would ever update the leaderboard….
Climbin’ up the ranks suckaz! I’ll be takin over that 6 spot soon and proclaimin myself king of the mediocre bowlers. Am I gonna be crowned without a challenge?
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Butch Reply:
February 6th, 2009 at 11:28 am
You can have your title of Koenig or whatevs. All I gotta say is I’m still reigning queen of the guy bowlers. ::snap::
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JELTZ! Reply:
February 18th, 2009 at 10:16 am
I see what you did there… +1
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Tiltawhirl! You go, girl! Woot Woot!
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Yeah Wil!! #3 for the ladies!!
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