Farmer Haikus

Hey all!  Tuesday night lines aren’t my thing (unless I’m rolling), but Tuesday night haiku poetry is definitely not my thing!  Either way, enjoy the following for tonight’s matches:

EARLY:

SKOL (-3) v SOD

SKOL has a true ace

Tommy Gunzz will get high point

Deisel has no chance

 

Saucy Posse (-3) v. XXX Club

 

Both have won BoPo

But Saucy has Nut Sauce so

They will get the win

 

OC (-3) v. Strikes of Hazzard

 

OC gets the win

Hazzard is glad they won once

Long season for them

 

Ball That (-5) v. Brooklyn Hookers

 

No playoffs this year

Hookers ride the Struggle Bus

And Ball That crushes

 

Poultry Ass (-5) v. Mindz in the Gutter

 

Chicken Butt is good

Iceberg built a solid team

PBR Tall Boys!

 

Strikes on Tap (-1) v. Splits Happen

 

This is for first place!

A close one, but in the end

Give me ScrapperJohn

 

LATE:

 

BEER (-3) v. Oddballs

 

BEER is a deep team

Sneaky pick to win it all?

Thunder’s curse lives on

 

NED (-5) v. Budweisers

 

NED has won six straight

Spidey and Burt are crushing

So sorry, Bud Joe

 

Wrecking Balls (-5) v. BILF

 

Swanny is tanking

But they are the better team

Losses mount for Danks

 

Incredibowls (-5) v. Whoomp Spare It Is

 

This one is easy

Incredibowls by a bunch

Let’s see some dancing!

 

Sharks and Strikes (-1) v. Swinging Richards

 

This is tough to call

Don’t know who is on which team

#SisterSquad

 

 

Post all your shit talk below (in the form of a haiku)!  For example, Lala might write the following:

 

How dare you pick Sharks?

I have rolled 9 200’s!

We will win in two.

 

Or something like that….have fun tonight BoPo!

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