Late Lines From Space

Happy Thursday everyone! Best day of the week for me. I get to cut out of work a little early and go see a hundred friends at night! And I get to bowl! And Party! Take note of the music tonight. Hungus asked the captains to all contribute a couple …

Stormy Weather

It is currently 10:19am.  Bayside has no power on the West side, the computers are f’d, and the roof got walloped.  That said, the East Side is up and running so we’re making it happen one way or the other! Also, it is Captain’s playlist night.  There will be some …

Power Rankings: Week 7

1. (1) Spared No Expense (5-2): Had a 260 and 280 in the same game 2. (2) Baeside Rollers (6-1): Just cruising along 3. (3) Denim Vajean (6-1): Teams are settling into these rankings 4. (5) Murder of Crows (5-2): Hambone still crushing 5. (6) Magic’s Gathering (4-3): Got a …

Farmer In The Morning

Halfway through the season, the All-Star game is in the books (congrats to Hamburger Sandwich!), and now we can start to see who will be making the playoffs, and who will play out the string. And it’s getting to that time of the year when it’s dark for even the …

Power Rankings: Week 6

1. (7) Spared No Expense (4-2): Back to their preseason ranking 2. (9) Baeside Rollers (5-1): ABrownmichaelcoxcheese 3. (6) Denim Vajean (5-1): Defending champs on track 4. (10) Hexy’s Hooligans (5-1): Has Hexy finally built a champion? 5. (4) Murder of Crows (4-2): Very deep 6. (2) Magic’s Gathering (3-3): …

Oh yeah, Early

No time for lines today, which brings me to my other point.  Several folks with late games have asked the early games to try to keep moving.  Really shouldn’t take over 2 and half hours to finish early round as long as the lanes are working.  Take your smoking breaks …

The Farmer’s Ballmanac

Already October! Anyone else fired up for the All-Star game tomorrow? I get the late matches this week, and I will start with a blowout on the new side: Spared No Expense (-7) v. Yes is More! – And I may be being kind to my team, predicting we get …

Sparkles: Late With Early

  I figured on a night where I am going to attempt to bowl for the first time since before summer, I would also attempt to do early lines? I also allegedly drunkenly volunteered myself to do this last Thursday and forgot until this afternoon. Sorry I don’t take the …

The Five Late Games

So, bit of a schedule oddity tonight.  We have 7 early games, 5 late games, and 2 games at 7pm.  Whatever, we’re all partying. Go Flock Yourself (1-3) -5 vs Rufio (0-4): What’s going on with the Flock?  They are this year’s team that keeps finding ways to lose.  They …

Week 4 Top 10

1. (2) The Big Dills (4-0): Only four weeks in and this the last undefeated team 2. (3) Magic’s Gathering (3-1): Top …

Farming At Night

Alright alright alright! Looks like we are all getting into the routine a bit for BoPo, every time I walk into Bayside, …

Week 4 Early Games

Quick PSA before the lines.  I understand the need for a good ‘car party’.  That said, keep the car party outside of …

Week 3 Top 10

1. (2) Walter (3-0): The nameless wonders are the last remaining unbeaten in the Buck Division 2. (7) The Big Dills (3-0): …

Late, Dark, Depressing Lines

Anyone else read early lines already?  Thanks for the super uplifting Deer Hunter scene Farmer, jesus dude.  Anyway, here are some late …

Farmer Gets The Early Shift

Two weeks in, and the huge scores have shown no signs of slowing down! 20 people with averages over 200, and if …

Week 2 Top 10

1. (1) Denim Vajean (2-0): No brick this week for Splinter but another win on a slow pair over on the West …

Late Lines From Farmer

Week 1 in the books, and as I sit to write the lines for week 2, I really didn’t spend a lot …