Farmer Breaks Down Saturday

Congrats to all of us for surviving another season of Bowl Portland!  We started this run on New Years Day, with holiday hangovers, and now we bring BoPo XII to a close just one week away from the Kentucky Derby.  People always say that the summers in Maine are perfect, …

Who’s It Gonna Be?

Playoff Mode Well here we are.  Congrats to all the teams that made it this far.  To us that didn’t let’s freaking party tonight and Saturday then get the F out for awhile and dry the hell out.  Thunder hitting 30 day cleanse starting Sunday/Monday depending if hair of dog …

Well Here We Are

    This is the week it all goes down.  We started Saturday with four groups making the doubles finals, congrats guys!  Technically we have the Kingshit and Queenshit the weekend after bowling ball, but this is go time.  Sixteen teams left.  Who’s peaking at the right time?  I’ll take …

Double Stuff

Splits Happen and Strikes On Tap are the first two groups to punch their tickets to April 27, they will be meeting in the B Finals at 230pm (unless one of them makes a run to the A finals, in which case the team they beat in the semis takes …

Sweet 16

Sweet 16 is set. Tuesday 4/23 Early Oddballs vs Splits Happen Average Bros vs Strikes on Tap Sharks and Strikes vs Sons of Danarchy LOS vs TDYOB LATE Young and Bowled 2 vs Saucy Posse My Balls vs Guns of Brighton Body English vs Skol Dirty Half Dozen vs XXX …

Thunder 16

All right we’ve got 16 teams fighting for a spot in the Sweet 16 joining squads that advanced Tuesday night.  We saw a couple of big upsets with My Balls taking out Swinging Richards and TDYOB getting passed OC.  So as KG used to scream, “ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!!!!!” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyjOy7fRzs0 Early: …

Playoff Lines – Opening Round

Early Games Oddballs -6 vs Lesbowlians:  The Oddballs are the number one seed getting the Rodney Dangerfield treatment.  They seem to revel in the disrespect though and will happily just keep winning.  None of them battled for top dog, but none of them are a surprise when they roll a …

Playoff Picture Getting Simpler

Alright, thanks to all the teams for working through their playoff trees last night.  Here’s where we are at. The season has come to an end for: Bad News Spares, Strike City, BILF, B.A.R.E., Granola Bowlahs, Roll Another, Whoomp, Mindz in the Gutter, No Eye Deer, FC Portland, Happy Hands …

Round of 32 Schedule

Tuesday 4/16 Early Oddballs vs play-in winner #4 Average Bros vs play-in winner #3 Sharks and Strikes vs play-in winner #2 Strikes on Tap vs Th B stepladder winner Late Singing Richards vs My Balls Saucy Posse vs BUI Off Constantly vs TDYOB XXX Club vs Lions Den   Thursday …

Thursday Lines From Space

We made it!  Another season draws to a close, and on behalf of all the people of Thursday, thank you Hungus and all the amazing …

Thunder On Tuesday

First off to the BoPo crew that hit Vegas way to freaking shred the shit out of it.  I only caught warmups, …

Penultimate Week Tidbits

Well, one week to go.  Some big things went down this week.  The Lesbowlians knocked off ICBING 9-6 to guarantee no unbeaten …

Lines

…will return next week

Return of The Prodigal DJ

Quick note before Farmer mails it in again with some Haikus…DJ Atomik is back for his one and only BoPo XII set.  …

Your PBA Horse In The Race

Ok, used the old random number thingy and got teams assigned to points ranking.  The final PBA points standings will be released …

A Token Of My Appreciation

Sure the sweet talk is nice, but here’s something you can hold on to.  I will be assigning two Bopo teams to …

Love Ya, BowlPortland ™

We’ve had a hell of a ride so far, BoPo.  I never would have thought that a 12 team beer league started …

Late Lines

Farmer: For a nerd like me, today is a great day.  Pi day (aka March 14) was another excuse for a party …

Thursday Early

Thunder: Wow, mad props to everyone partying on a Tuesday night.  TDYOB took it easy Tuesday night while getting murdered 13-2 by …