Bowl Portland

Thunder pulled the late shift, here is Hand getting his last review from Hungus and Number One: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNuu9CpdjIo Gaucabowle (2-3) -13 versus Spare of the Dog (0-6):  If this isn’t in the party pit I don’t know what is.  Two of the most enjoyable Thursday teams to play lock horns …

Happy Valentine’s Day BoPo!  It was three years ago I first wrote lines as a fill in, and basically haven’t stopped since.  Back then I wrote under the name Cupid, then I was Statler, now I write under my real fake name.  Good times! Nothing but love for all of …

Early Saucy Posse (4-2) -9 vs Strikes of Hazzard (1-5): SauPo put up a nice effort against league leaders Swinging Richards last week, grabbing a 3-2 lead despite no Nut Sauce.  Then the Dicks were the Dicks and went 8-something and SauPo lost.  Beef Strokinoff was on fire, giving SauPo …

Tatoos and Titties(-1) vs. BUI  BUI is coming off last weeks loss with a bitter taste in their mouths after letting the match against the royals of mediocrity, GOB, slip through their fingers. With that in the backs of their minds, they will come against Tats and Tits gritting their …

Quite a boring Super Bowl win for the Pats.  Got to see my third New England Patriots parade Tuesday….they never cease to be a boring as hell unless you are a high school student who skipped school, drank 12 Bud Lights, and then screamed at your heroes until you were hoarse, stopping at Pizzaria Regina …

Well folks, we’ve made it through the first month of BoPo and all I can say is I’m digging all these low scores out there. Strikes are for show and spares are for dough, just ask the prettiest bowler in the league, Deputy. Just finished up a crazy weekend of …

Well what do you know, another late shift for the Doctor.  Farmer says “I got early, shit all over them, they leave, I get easy 180s.  You take late shit all over them, and then have everyone all over your shit while you get loose and roll 140s.”  I said, …

  Fuck yeah!  DJ Baby J ready to crush it again tonight, it’s almost February so we made it through the darkest, coldest month, and we all get to party tonight! Here are Thunder (in red), Munson (in grey) and Spare-O (in green) racing to the lanes: https://twitter.com/HoldOnesJuice/status/1088502694149529600 Winning!  Lets …

From Sparkles: Bowl Trolls (-3) vs Incredibowls I originally had Incredibowls winning but apparently I’m living in the past because they just aren’t that good this season. They’ll probably rebound at some point, but I can’t see it this week. Gutterslut is rolling well and Honeyzon round out a solid …

Alright BoPo, last week of January coming up.  Just wrapped up a marathon non-Thunder podcast, prepare to get bored!  Actually, Dick Whitman spiced things up pretty well, before passing out on his couch and missing Restaurant League.  Listen for yourself – neatly dividied into two 45 minute segments. Sparkles will …