I am stunned. Stunned.

Dr. Thunder isn’t doing lines anymore, ha ha ha ha ha ha: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZaJYDPY-YQ For those that don’t check the links let me spell it out for ya: I don’t fuck with you You little stupid ass bitch, I ain’t fuckin’ with you You little, you little dumb ass bitch, I …

Another Guy

Sparkles takes his shot… We’re onto week 9 and yet another person trying to not offend someone doing the lines this week. Both divisions are a log jam in the middle but each have a clear cut favorite for the 1 seed. Shoutout to DJ Jon for crushing it whenever …

2019 BoPo Average Cap Update

For those who don’t remember, last year the Council of Keglers voted to implement an Average Cap for teams starting with the 2019 season.  The way it is calculated is a team’s top legal 4-player lineup.  The Average cap is the previous year’s top team + 10 pins.  I thought …

Group Hug

Hey everyone, I’ll just post a few quick lines.  As Hakeem mentioned some folks have found the lines a bit tough I guess, so here’s a message to all my bowlers…it’s you I like! Sex on Saturdays (3-4) -11 vs UDFA (0-7): Gotta give UDFA credit, they are sticking it …

New Blood

With Space Farmer on a “work trip” in India, and Dr. Thunder finally retiring from writing lines, Hakeem is here to fill in. Since its 2018 and everyone is offended by virtually everything, I  want to apologize in advance and refer any and all complaints to Dr Thunder, who takes …

Out of Retirement

Looks like Thunder is too busy with work to do the lines.  Ha, yeah, right.  Anyway, shaking out the creaky old typing fingers to get some late lines out to everyone.   Just The Tips (2-4) -1 vs Spare Ribs (4-2):  Insanal has really reveled in proving the doubters wrong, …

Early Lines

Hope you all enjoyed the All Star game last night!  We are entering the second half of the season, time to dial it in and prepare for the playoff push!  And if you are like me, and have little chance to make the playoffs, then time to dial up the …

Don’t forget late

Pamola Strikes (1-3) -1 versus Buy the Ticket Take the Losses (1-3):  Farmer is the new Thunder when it comes to Draft teams, that is to say his never make the playoffs and find a way to lose.  They have a washed up Jerk, a pissed drunk cocked Farmer, a …

Lines and More!

Quick info post. Believe it or not we’re approaching the halfway point of the season. All-star game is Wednesday Oct 3 from 7-9 on the West side. Should be a lot of fun. Check the rules tab for info on that and playoffs and what have you. Now….Lines! From! Spaaaaace! …

Week Fourmer

Week 4 in BoPo, and now its starting to feel like bowling season!  I missed last week dropping kids off at college, …

Week 2 Lines: No Farmers No Food

(Quick disclaimer: these lines are for entertainment purposes. There are some jokes in them.) Oh boy, here we go again!  Great to …

2018 Draft Rosters

Glossy Mexican   Double Cheese   Cheddar   Roadhouse   Karl Hungus   Doc Moose Sparkles Precious Southpaw Badger Tango Mr. Florida …

Pretty Much Final Draft List: 8/17

Men Average Women Average Captains Average Buck Ripcord 228.6 Nut Sauce 185.3 1 Glossy Mexican 205.7 Precious 213.8 Mama D 176.1 2 …

Draft List as of 8/15: 22 Teams

Men Average Women Average Captains Average Buck Ripcord 228.6 Nut Sauce 185.3 1 Glossy Mexican 205.7 Precious 213.8 Mama D 176.1 2 …

Draft List as of 8/13

Men Average Women Average Captains AVG Buck Ripcord 228.6 Nut Sauce 185.3 1 Glossy Mexican 205.7 Precious 213.8 Mama D 176.1 2 …

Draft League List as of 8/12

Men Average Women Average CAPTAINS Buck Ripcord 228.6 Nut Sauce 185.3 1 Glossy Mexican 205.7 Precious 213.8 Mama D 176.1 2 Double …