Oakies Lines

Okay Cupid I got it from here. It’s Oakie time, so here I go, kick it. All Oakie does is eat, drink, shit, and bone: Okay time to do, sorry, time to write some lines: Fudge and Lucky know the time they know who keeps me smiling. Cupid and I …

Cupids Picks

My final lines of the year, so sad. Been a great season, BoPo, lets go out with a boom on Saturday Night! Find some fun guys and get loose! Before we get to the previews for the FINALS on Saturday, take a peak at Jerk and Cookie at Bingas Lounge …

Final 8

It’s the last Thursday of the season people! Time for the quarters and semis lines… Beer -1 versus DHD: Well Oakie was 100% wrong about DHD. Doc Moose threw down a couple 200s with a 244 sprinkled in, G Force (Skinny Skeletor) crushed pins in the 190 range all night …

Sweet 16

Playoff Lines are here, and again Cupid and Oakie are here to enlighten and entertain. Before we get started, I thought I’d share with the Tuesday folks the origin of Cupid. When Oakie’s dairy commitments kept him from writing the lines for the first time, it was Valentine’s week, so …

BoPro-Am Preview

Cupid and Oakie do Bo ProAm lines. Cupid: Welcome to the team previews for the 3rd Annual Bo ProAm! While we can’t predict matchups, we definitely can assess each team and make some predictions. Settle in, we have 18 teams to get through…. We start with the defending champs, captained …

Doubles Finals Are Set

on the men’s side, Glossy and Railroad will face off against Sparkles and General Lee.  On the ladies’ side we have McStriker and Coco Lopez vs All Day Lemay and Kelly Kabowlski. games will be played on bowling ball day, 4/22 congrats!

Doubles Lines

Oakie Does a Double Team What you thought you weren’t going to see me???? Win or lose, talk shit or you are shit. That’s my motto. Well tonight we have the semi final matches of the illustrious Bowl Portland Doubles competition for both the guys and the girls. I wonder …

Thursday Cupid Lines

Playoffs!!!  Lines are too fun, so they must continue through the playoff run.  Oakie handled Tuesday’s action, so I will handle Thursday. As always, the point spread is real….the rest of it is total NSFW nonsense.  For those Tuesday teams who have yet to get a taste of the Thursday …

Oakie Goes Postseason

Oakie is back by popular demand to provide from Tuesday BoPo playoff lines! Cupid will handle Thursday. Let’s get right into these bad boys. 32 teams left; let’s pour one out for those BoPo Teams that have already had their seasons ended. We hope to see you cheering, heckling and …

BoPo Playoff Times

Tuesday early Yahtzee vs Trolls Turkey Club vs UREA Budweisers vs Lesbowlians Sons of Dan vs 5 Finger Tuesday Late BEER VS …

Sunday Shootout Lines

13 more bowling seasons wrap-up tomorrow, but everybody should be at the Bowling Ball on April 22! Everyone’s favorite Thursday Night celebrity …

BoPro-Am Rosters

Captain Pro Team Lady Team Dude 1 Team Dude 2 Natro Stu Williams 2 Koops Shifter Duke Thunderwood Maj Danks Bill O’Neill …

Final Thursday

Lots of makeup games tonight and tomorrow as well… As we have reached the final week of the season, I ask you …

Last A lines

Last week of the season with a few playoff seedings yet to be determined. It was nice of Hungus to give the …

Last Week B Lines

My Balls (-4) v The Pinups – Congrats to My Balls for clinching a spot in the “B Tournament”. They certainly earned …

Lines

Oakie is swamped and not in the building tonight so please enjoy, or don’t, quick lines. Bowled and Beautiful and ICBING are …

Playoff Clinching Wins

Congrats to Yahtzee on wrapping up Tuesday A, and to My Balls and Budweisers for clinching the 2 Tuesday B playoff spots, …