Late Lines

Farmer: For a nerd like me, today is a great day.  Pi day (aka March 14) was another excuse for a party in college.  And having it fall on a Thursday this year is doubly good.  I expect great things from all nerds tonight! I had a match on Tuesday …

Thursday Early

Thunder: Wow, mad props to everyone partying on a Tuesday night.  TDYOB took it easy Tuesday night while getting murdered 13-2 by OC and I almost died today.  Sneaky Pete said I threw an overtired tantrum.  Please, the doctor has never thrown a tantrum in his life, Jesus today sucked …

Thunder Late

Tuesday late, unfamiliar territory.  Dungus took home the March Madness tournament last night going on a 181, 230, 205, 225, 240, 235, 225 run taking out Splinter in the finals.  Just ask him he will tell you.  Another plug for PBA April get ready to pack the house, get loud …

Tuesday Early

Bingas (2-7) -1 vs Oddballs (7-2): Let’s start right off with a big upset.  Jerk threw the ball extremely well last night, Tso made a solid run, and Gutterboi wants to remind everyone he’s got a handful of BoPo majors.  Knuckles has also been on fire.  Chernobes and Cookie are …

Stuff

I’ll be posting playoff and doubles schedule/info today.  Going to extend that $30 April PBA deal one more week.  Also, new podcast is up on the Rooftop Session page

Thursday Early

A couple quick notes before Farmer’s lines…April PBA ticket sale still on, get all 3 nights for $30. Also,DJ Jon will be dj for the championship match on April 27. Now on with the lines.   Sad that I missed a week of BoPo and couldn’t do the lines last week, but …

Farmer Haikus

Hey all!  Tuesday night lines aren’t my thing (unless I’m rolling), but Tuesday night haiku poetry is definitely not my thing!  Either way, enjoy the following for tonight’s matches: EARLY: SKOL (-3) v SOD SKOL has a true ace Tommy Gunzz will get high point Deisel has no chance   …

100% Thunder

Farmer needed a break, which means he wants to get his average up and have me take all the shit for throwing …

All Star Teams

Draw party is complete!  Magic picked the names out of the BoPo Cup, so blame or thank him Team number is also …

More Cheeeeeese

Saucy (-3) v YB2 YB2 had LOS on the ropes and Pistol Pete went vintage pleather in game 3 but ultimately they …

A New Writer!

Double Cheese takes a shot at Tuesday early, with one hour’s notice.  Thanks Cheese! OC v Swinging Richards (-3) Almost 100 pins …

All Stars!

BoPo All-Stars Announcement. Game is next Wednesday (Feb 27th) at 6pm. New format for the game this year, I’ll explain night of. …

Farming Late

Editors Note:  I was called out of town unexpectedly, so these are not quite done….but now you can see what the first draft …

Thunder’s Tropic

Greetings from sunny Tampa, Florida, reminding the doctor why the hell do I live in Maine in the winter?!!!?!?  Literally 70-85 entire …

School Vacation Week

Here we are.  Invisible Hand is going to be oiling closer to league time so all the kids shouldn’t be a big …

Two Guys, One Lines

Sparkles: I’ll be honest. Decided to write these lines Saturday night at Comm St pub. Karl Hungus: You’re not the only guy …