Hot Sauce -2 1-1 vs. Deputy 2-0: Sauce’s squad is shifterless tonight, and only had a 10 pin advantage, that said on paper they can wipe their asses with Deputy’s squad. Although this is what Deputy has to say about that:
Should come down to the wire, but Sauce seems to have the deeper squad.
Dick’s Picks -7 versus Roadheadhouse: Natro never does well in draft league, it isn’t his thing. Dick’s Picks is riding high since the birth of Davis and the new more sober laid back father Dick has even Space Farmer rolling well (which is hard to do). Mr. Stiffy will be there because he didn’t get invited to Precious’s wedding (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IhNuUjK6CI), Dick’s team has been crushing teams and end of day they will pull away from Roadhouses’ squad.
Cilantro 2-0 -10 versus Gatch 1-1: Cilantro has a 40 pin advantage and this one seems to be a mismatch. Cilantro has the Cheddar Magic going (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IhNuUjK6CI) and although Wildcard is coming off a 298 post a Jimmy Clark lesson he has yet to translate those big practice scores into big game scores, if he does the line comes down to -5.
Diesel 2-0 -1 versus T-Square 0-2: Diesel threw team camaraderie out the window for winning, T-Square went the usual route with Bama and T$. Diesel went online and went on the record saying Bama was not as good as advertised but Bama’s swing coach had something to say about that (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23wziF7gXn0). End of the day Busta hates losing and T-Square is cool with it giving the nod to Deez.
Tootsie 2-0 -3 versus Munj 1-1: Munj’s squad has an ICBINGish (#TOTY) type team avg, nowhere close to 600. Tootsie was the first roller to get Squamched by XXX Club, and is now back with a vengeance. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo3cVuvVRUE), yep that is a clip of Tootsie on Stiffy’s moped hell bent on revenge. Sparkles is hell bent on winning, and all the gutters are starting to catch up with the boys of Munj.
Squamach 1-1 -3 vs Colluci Kid 0-2: Mama mia pizzeria, the kid’s team couldn’t win with Precious what the hell is going to happen to them now that Precious is off getting married? Speaking of people that got kicked off XXX Club. Here is a video of the club after they kicked Squamach off, they emailed ths to Squamach to tell him he was out and Big Rig was in (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d09a_fiDUvA). Sloppiness will be the hero of this match and he is going to break out this oldie but a goodie after the victory. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiWVv1em7kc)
E-Minor 0-2 -1 vs Rick Vaughn 1-1: Somehow by the grace of God despite a league low 561 average thanks to their captain’s terrible bowling Rick V’s team has a win. Vaughn is sporting a hefty 104.4 average 5 games in, but is sticking to his guns that he can still average 150+. Bijou Lowrie has been heard to say this after each Rick has no heater frame(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RprMPis226k). Cookie ain’t gonna be down with this line and will try to pull the squad to a win but E Minor and McQueen seem ready to grab that first win.
100% Down (-5) versus McStriker: No DC spells big fucking trouble for McStrikers team as he is off at Precious’ wedding (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkzkmyOln6I) Hungus and crew will be ready to deflate the Cheese less crew (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JI7eFYrgjPc).
Chernobes 0-2 -8 versus Hexy 0-2: Something has got to give between these winless squads, but the recently engaged Chernobes( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ux0HfEQw58s ) team sports a way better average, not to mention they don’t have someone that used to go by the alias Anonymous trashed the fuck out of the place and staff that we love and rolls like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQohIb-_7vs).
McGuyvah -1 1-1 versus Bombpop: Everyone except Oz will get fall down drunk in this match. Here is Tango game 3 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gfLrHzawV0).