Lines

Early (Nap Time): Honestly early matches suck, having trouble falling asleep come watch people bowl at 5:40 p.m. All Oakie this week Cupid is in Denver buying legal weed. Want to get loose as a goose come watch people bowl at 8 p.m. Watch the videos idiots they aren’t that …

Playoff Questions

Well, 7 weeks down and 4 weeks to go, about the time I usually start getting asked playoff questions.  Right on cue last night I got asked several, so here are the basics (laid out on the This Is Not /Nam page on the website). Top 2 teams in each …

Later

Yo Oakie is not in the mood for lines this week. You get what you get and that is it. All the early matches are a snoozefest. Atomik I’d suggest putting on a Dungus mixed tape until the party starts around 8 p.m.Thuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsssssssdddddaaaaaaaaaaaayy!!!   Props to Buck on winning All …

Mishmash

Early is like getting to a party that is dead as fuck and then never gets better.Skol (2-3) -8 vs Das Strike Machine (2-3): My protégé Cupid has been killing Das Strike Machine calling them Das Missed Spare Machine, but don’t look now this band of hooligans has their team …

Late Night, Smooth Jazz

OK, time for the late teams to take the stage! In this dance line we see Sparetime (awesome shoes!) and Bonita leading us off, followed by Mo $ trying to upstage G Unit and Too Koops…and succeeding! Koops, don’t worry, you make a second run down the line at the …

It is late after all

Late:Oakie in the house. Love the energy this season through 4 weeks. Scores have been big, squads have been partying and DJ Atomik has been laying down some nice dance party tracks let’s keep that going. Oakie is in! Rufio and the Sauced Boys (4-0) -12 versus That’s My Son! …

Cupid Goes Solo

Hi everyone! Oakie is super busy this week (with what I do not know), so it’s all me this week. If any of you out there ever want to take a crack at writing the lines, please let us know. We could use all the help we can get, and …

Late Lines From Cupid

Late (Cupid): Before we turn our attention to the Late matches, I’d like to first express Cupid’s love of the return of …

Early Lines From Oakie

So, it appears Oakie’s lines continue to irk some of the thin skinned rollers in the league. It even has people wondering …

DBAD and The Smoking Lounge

Hello my pretties.  This season is off to an awesome start, energy is incredible and scores through the roof (coincidence?).  Just wanted …

All Oakie

Cupid is dropping a kid at college so he won’t be able to butt-hurt anyone this week with his biting lines. Look …

Lines

                Early: Oh baby, so good to be back doing lines again. I love doing …

A New BoPo Year Begins

Yeah hi, BoPo, what’s happening? We are just over 50 hours from launching our 11th league year, 8th draft league. We will …

Trades

We’ve already had two trades go down.  Trade deadline is opening night, so if there are any more please send me the …

Rosters

Cupcake   Hexy   Big Party   Rufio   Squatch   Dr. Thunder   Nugget   Brandy G-Boy Crackerjack G-Force Rev lord …

2017 Draft List

Averages are from BoPo 17 if available, otherwise most recent average from Yankee Lanes leagues or last year’s draft league.  I don’t …

The Draft Night Cometh

Oh hell yeah, BoPo is back!  The pursuit of the first major of the season starts at the draft.  This year there …