Sparkles Drops Some A Lines

Early Cape Fear (0-2) -3 v Ball That (0-2) assic basement battle early in the season. This very well could be either team’s only chance at a win this season and Ball That’s only chance at bowling a meaningful game 3. I picture Ball That bringing their future Tuesday B …

Doubles Update

So Doubles is a whole new format this year (likely to change again next year). Mens Doubles Info There are two tournaments, one on Sunday 3/12, the other Sunday 3/19.  Max of 18 teams per day.  Each team will play 4 qualifying games.  Top 6 make playoffs, 3 vs 6 …

Thursday A Lines

  What’s up?  Everyone’s favorite Thursday Celebrity Roller Oakie the Acorn (Milk Jug) is back for an encore.  I’m not like some cornball prognosticator like that Tuesday B tool Captain Skanks.  I didn’t add up my predictions from last week because quite frankly I could give a f%ck less.  What …

A Lines

Last week kicked off BoPoX with a banner unveiling and Lumberjacks team Manager, Tim Mack throwing our first ever celebrity strike! Scores were fairly low compared to last season but it’s only one week and this shot isn’t easy. Late squad looked like they struggled compared to early but really …

B lines

  Week One Picks: 4-2 (Way better record than my real life predictions at work) Pinups v The Incredibowls (-6) – Despite averaging a 572, the Incredibowls lost a heartbreaker to My Balls last week. God of Thunder is back from getting a tramp stamp and will look to lead …

Opening Night

Here we go…make sure to be there tonight for all the festivities.  We have the banner unveil, we have the celebrity first …

48 Hours

We are that close.  Guest lines should be posted soon.  As I am not writing them, I’ll just posit a few preseason …

The latest…

BoPo X unofficially kicked off with Tuesday’s Baker scrimmage, and defending BoPo champs Yahtzee sent a message by winning the whole thing, …

18 days!

It always sneaks up on me, even 10 years later!  See you all at opening night!

Draft Playoffs Update

The bracket has been posted at the lanes for a week now so most of you probably already know, but here’s the …

Second Chance Sunday

Best of four, baker matches (tiebreaker is one on one full bowloff) 2pm:  Hanover #8 Nipple Confusion vs  #7 Mo-Town Lancaster #8 …

Playoff Scenarios

Hanover: Rubbys get bye to the quarters with win Three teams fighting for two spots on Sunday (MoTown in based on division …