Thursday Late From Thunder

What we do in life echoes in eternity: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa4GhVwuIiw TDYOB (1-1) -5 versus GOB (1-1):  Holden Green has either recently come into money, is having a schizophrenic episode (not that there’s anything wrong with that) or mentally disabled.  Quite frankly it is probably a mix of 2 and 3.  The …

Thursday Early from Space Farmer

Week 3 of BoPo.  Starting to see people get their rhythm of practicing on Sundays (Farmer, Sticky Fingers, Railroad, DHD), a few weekday afternoon sessions (Cheese, Boys, Turncoat Ricky V), maybe rolling in a Wednesday league (Magic, Mo $, Spare-O), and then hoping they have their big games on Thursday …

Sparkles Time

Wow it’s only week 3 and there are only three undefeated teams on Tuesday A, and just one winless squad. Shows that this season is going to be a shitshow and I love it. Short and sweet intro let’s just get to the part the four of you care about. …

Thunder Takes on Tuesday B

Tuesday B and Poultry Ass, Whomp, and Splits Happen are all on a bye.  Well their Tuesday night is going to absolutely suck.  For those that are playing let’s get cranking: Early (Fake Late): Bowl Trolls (2-0) -10 versus Hookers (1-1):  When it comes to handicapping a match the first …

Friday Lines From Farmer Thunder

Friday night!  We did it again, here are Thunder and Farmer arriving at the lanes for their match with Sharts and Strikes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmXGVDnPU9o Been waiting all freaking week for this night, let’s kick the weekend off in Bowl Portland style.  The Doctor got to run in quickly last night, and …

More Thursday from The Dr.

Well what do you know Bayside Bowl had no lanes available Wednesday and Thursday for practice making the likelihood that the Doctor will rock a 250 (150) Friday night a fucking fantasy.  Thanks for making money so we can keep our team fees low and have that free (well used …

Thursday Formerly Early

So nice to be back.  Hope everyone enjoyed week 1 last week.  DJ Mozart just crushed it…how lucky are we to have tunes like that cranking for us while we drink and bowl?? Looks like there were some huge scores out there, and strikes a plenty.  I am hoping that …

Week 2 Is The New Week 1

My bad, BoPo.  I may have pushed a little too hard having opening night on New Year’s Day.  The energy wasn’t there but everyone gets a mulligan for that one.  Tough day, lots of new faces on new teams.  I think the energy comes back this week as we settle …

Thunder Does Friday

Thursday Late finally brought the ruckus and got the BoPo season started off like it should be.  As mentioned Tuesday snoozefest NYD related, and Hungus stacked the late Thursday shift with party squads galore.  So BoPo back baby, tell your friends and now a lite Friday Night Lights! Guacabowle -1 versus …

Welcome Back

Thunder – Well Tuesday went off like a wet fart.  Sure, there were some big games, but there was zero energy in the …

BoPo Eve

We are 18 hours away from the opening roll.  I’m home on New Year’s Eve (not at Bayside) for the first time …

44 Hours

44 Hours til opening roll. BoPo XII kicks off with the long awaited Turkey Club banner unveiling at 5:25. Then I’ll inevitably …

BoPo 3 (2010) Playoff Preview

So, things have kind of quieted down around BowlPortland. I haven’t been doing writeups, the smack talk board has been limited to …

BoPo 2019 Week 1 Schedule

First, congrats to Nuclear Banana for the Draft League Title.  Chernobylayne does it again, captaining her 3rd Draft champion…insane!  Cheers to Tommy …