Early (Nap Time): Honestly early matches suck, having trouble falling asleep come watch people bowl at 5:40 p.m. All Oakie this week Cupid is in Denver buying legal weed. Want to get loose as a goose come watch people bowl at 8 p.m. Watch the videos idiots they aren’t that …
Well, 7 weeks down and 4 weeks to go, about the time I usually start getting asked playoff questions. Right on cue last night I got asked several, so here are the basics (laid out on the This Is Not /Nam page on the website). Top 2 teams in each …
First, let me apologize for how short these lines are. Crazy week in Cupid-ville, so didn’t have a lot of chances to get weird. Drunken Noodle (-5) v. Winter is Coming – Winter cannot come soon enough for Ricky V. and company. Anything to get this disaster of a season …
Yo Oakie is not in the mood for lines this week. You get what you get and that is it. All the early matches are a snoozefest. Atomik I’d suggest putting on a Dungus mixed tape until the party starts around 8 p.m.Thuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsssssssdddddaaaaaaaaaaaayy!!! Props to Buck on winning All …
Early is like getting to a party that is dead as fuck and then never gets better.Skol (2-3) -8 vs Das Strike Machine (2-3): My protégé Cupid has been killing Das Strike Machine calling them Das Missed Spare Machine, but don’t look now this band of hooligans has their team …
OK, time for the late teams to take the stage! In this dance line we see Sparetime (awesome shoes!) and Bonita leading us off, followed by Mo $ trying to upstage G Unit and Too Koops…and succeeding! Koops, don’t worry, you make a second run down the line at the …
Hey folks, all-star game is right around the corner, top 18 men and 12 women from each division will qualify after next week’s games.
Late:Oakie in the house. Love the energy this season through 4 weeks. Scores have been big, squads have been partying and DJ Atomik has been laying down some nice dance party tracks let’s keep that going. Oakie is in! Rufio and the Sauced Boys (4-0) -12 versus That’s My Son! …
OK Folks! Summer is over, so now it’s time for bowling season! Looks like more and more people are hitting some practice sessions, the scores continue to rise along with our bar tabs, so it is once again time for a great reminder to the golden rule: DBAD. Simply put, …
Hi everyone! Oakie is super busy this week (with what I do not know), so it’s all me this week. If any of you out there ever want to take a crack at writing the lines, please let us know. We could use all the help we can get, and …
Late (Cupid): Before we turn our attention to the Late matches, I’d like to first express Cupid’s love of the return of …
So, it appears Oakie’s lines continue to irk some of the thin skinned rollers in the league. It even has people wondering …
Hello my pretties. This season is off to an awesome start, energy is incredible and scores through the roof (coincidence?). Just wanted …
Cupid is dropping a kid at college so he won’t be able to butt-hurt anyone this week with his biting lines. Look …
Early: Oh baby, so good to be back doing lines again. I love doing …
Yeah hi, BoPo, what’s happening? We are just over 50 hours from launching our 11th league year, 8th draft league. We will …
We’ve already had two trades go down. Trade deadline is opening night, so if there are any more please send me the …
Cupcake Hexy Big Party Rufio Squatch Dr. Thunder Nugget Brandy G-Boy Crackerjack G-Force Rev lord …
Averages are from BoPo 17 if available, otherwise most recent average from Yankee Lanes leagues or last year’s draft league. I don’t …
Oh hell yeah, BoPo is back! The pursuit of the first major of the season starts at the draft. This year there …